
I like to roam like a cellular phone far from home. But if I get back before I return, please ask me to wait.
Last Spotted
Mauritius

Oh, the places you’ll go.
Out there things can happen and frequently do to people as brainy and footsy as you. And when things start to happen, don’t worry, don’t stew. Just go right along—you’ll start happening, too.

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Namaste
Don’t mind me, I’m just over here vibrating my chakras. Why don’t you grab a charcuterie board while I wait for this valerian root to kick in? Cheers, mate.