I like to bite.
Welcome to
Crackers & Licorice
Dude, I love food. That rhymed. Especially crackers, licorice and sandwiches. I also ate a pigeon once. This page is all about crazy grub. I invite you to follow me while I nosh on khao soi in Chiang Mai, spoon spaghetti in Rome, and slurp phở in Hanoi. After all, if you wanna roll with me you gotta eat it. So open up your mouth and feed it. Otherwise, go grab yourself an egg and beat it. Oops, I swallowed a bug.
Velosaraptor
Manager, Snacks
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The tradition of food has always been important to Patagonia. What we eat lifts our spirits to help us better understand the world around us.
The Menu
Colombia
¡Estoy enguayabada!
Barbecue blowouts and family-style fiestas converge as the cornerstone of Colombia's culture and cuisine. You won't find any hungry paisas in this neck of the woods. Here, the food is as bountiful as the Colombian countryside itself. And if you like coffee, well, there's plenty of that to go around, too.
Colombia
Medellín
The City of Eternal Spring has been reborn to become one of S. America’s premier epicurean delights.
Colombia
Cartagena
Nicknamed The Magic City, Cartagena de Indias is a melting pot for gourmet gastronomy.
Colombia
Bogotá
Despite its fickle proximity to the Andes, La Nevera is the culinary capital of Colombian cuisine.
Peru
¡Estoy huasca!
Peru plays host to the most top-ranked restaurants anywhere in the world. Its rich eco-diversity and layered topography entice local chefs to source inspirational ingredients from deep below the Pacific, high into the Andes, and far across the Amazon. Come for Machu Picchu, but stay to stuff your face.
Peru
Lima
The City of Kings has quickly become an elite dining destination in S. America and around the world.
Peru
Cusco
The word “typical” hardly begins to describe the nuanced flavors of The Imperial City.
Vietnam
Tôi đầy!
Vietnamese food is anything but sophisticated. It's as straightforward as a chopstick floating down the Mekong. But despite the rise of French colonialism, Vietnam has forged its culinary footprint in fermented fish sauce, sticky rice, and noodles galore, right at the heart of Southeast Asian cuisine.
Vietnam
Hanoi
Thanks to its world-famous phở, Hanoi’s street food culture has exploded into a global phenomenon.
Vietnam
Hoi An
This charming village offers a blend of north and south, a cultural gem in the heart of the country.
Vietnam
Ho Chi Minh
Saigon’s culinary ethos is the lifeblood of an electric city that thrives on artisanry and adrenaline.
Thailand
Meā kĥāng!
Thai cuisine is some of the most popular and universally celebrated Asian food on the planet. It incorporates core vibrant flavors with sweet, sour, savory or spicy seasonings into every dish. It's no wonder the Land of Smiles makes me happier than a Buddha butt-naked at a Bar Mitzvah.
Thailand
Bangkok
The Big Mango is as chaotic a city as you’ll experience, but its food is unrivaled anywhere else in the world.
Thailand
Chiang Mai
The Rose of the North harnesses the ancient city’s sacred heritage and culture with every bite.
Check, please.
Clearly, I’m no longer in any condition to court you on this scrumptious culinary expedition. Do give my compliments to the chef.