I like to bite.

I guess it’s obvious, I also like to write.

I like to rhyme.

I like my beats funky.

I’m spunky.

I like my oatmeal lumpy.

I’m sick with this…

…but sometimes I get ridiculous.

I’ll eat up all your crackers and your licorice.

C’mere—are ya ticklish?

People say I’m funny-lookin’.

That’s okay ’cause I get things cookin’.

They think I’m crazy but it just don’t faze me.

All you gotta do is give me a chance.

Now I’m gonna do my dance.